Asked of him and answered today:

“It’s more likely I’ll dye my hair green, get a bunch of tattoos and go on tour with Amy Winehouse.”

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And many other one-liners at the link.

SORE WINNER: Also in the one-line department, Mike Huckabee gave an interview in Louisiana, where he won the primary, calling the state’s primary system “goofy.” Just another Banana Republic too stupid to vote for someone other than Huckabee.

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