Where’s Pod Rogers, the Hope watermelon booster, now that we need him? And, quick, call in somebody to reshape the melons on those Hope Watermelon Festival T-shirts. I foresee a boom in melon sales from this article: (thanks Jake). It says watermelon has an effect similar to Viagra.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body’s blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra…

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