Today’s amusement: Gawker has an item about a study guide and quiz for newly hired serves at the P.F. Chang’s restaurant on Promenade Boulevard in Rogers.

For instance: What question should you ask when a guest orders egg rolls or spring rolls: Are you sure? Would you like those on a plate, or on the table itself? Did you say “spring rolls”?

No. All wrong. The correct answer is: “2 or 4?”