Mary Jane Doe is a local stoner-socialite here to provide you with hot gossip on fresh bud, best strains and how to make the most of your high.
Mary Jane DoeWana | Gummies | Mango | Sativa
10mg per gummy
I popped half of one of these bad boys before the all-femme-fronted show at Vino’s on International Womxn’s Day. First half is always to get in the mood. Snuck the second half between sips of my lukewarm Busch Light during the middle of the show. Second half is to enhance the Vino’s experience of my boots sticking to the floor as I watch the mosh pit with a mixture of awe and envy. Am I too high (or not high enough) to enter this swarm of people — big and small, short and tall, happy and sad, gleefully pushing each other as a baddie from NYC with a sparkly rainbow grill shreds on the guitar, summoning us all like we’re at a seance? Maybe I was just right. I didn’t need to be in the pit. I was vibing in my fanny pack, and I didn’t want to take my hoops off.
Pairs well with: live music, $5.90 Tuesdays at the Riverdale movie theater, walking around downtown, a cold draft pilsner, an after-dinner-treat.
Mary Jane DoeGDF | Flower
Watermelon Wonder| Hybrid
The first time I smoked this strain was after I took an outdoor yoga class on Petit Jean Mountain. Posted up on the side of the mountain, I sat in one of those zero-gravity chairs all afternoon, breathing deeply and puffing on my watermelon joint. My favorite flavor. I didn’t do a damn thing. I just sat. Watched the grass grow, heard the birds chirp and rested my eyes a bit. Boy, that was nice. I liked the weed so much I decided to roll it up for a bonfire celebrating a friend’s new house. This weed was on sale so I was more willing to share with a big group. How they bought a house in this economy, I have no idea, but a couple of puffs of the W.W. and I didn’t give a single you-know-what about the cost of living and an unlivable minimum wage. I was too busy a hootin’-and a-hollerin’, talkin’ ‘bout who knows what and laughin’ at Dicky lookin’ more stoned than we’ve ever seen him. There was no hidin’ behind those silly little glasses, Dick.
Pairs well with: hanging out on a mountain, picnics, bonfires, being social, being antisocial, staring at your dogs, staring off into space, a double cappuccino from Fidel & Co, yacht rock.
Mary Jane DoeOoh La La (Wedding Cake x Lemon Pound Cake)
Cookies | Tank (Cartridge)
Ooh La La (Wedding Cake x Lemon Pound Cake)
The vape is a godsend for us working girlies. I can easily sneak a puff in during a bathroom break, and it makes dealing with people much more tolerable, even pleasant. It also helps me feel more relaxed in my body so I’m not so caught up in my aches and pains. When I decided to paint my kitchen Lime Rickey green, I was glued to this cart. The high had the shade of green looking particularly lime, like I could smell the citrus in the wet paint. Between the Ooh La La and the ’90s hip-hop blasting, I was rockin-and-rolling, climbing on my countertops as carefree as Meg Ryan in a Nora Ephron movie. No matter what I’m doing or where, when I don’t feel like rolling one up or packing one in, the vape comes in super handy. And this cake flavor is delish. IYKYK.
Pairs well with: bathroom breaks, intense labor, buffet lunch at Al Seraj, parking lots, kombucha with a splash of La Croix and lime.
