Web detritus from Iowa: The fellas behind stuckonhuck.com, Des Moines-based brothers Dan and Dave Davidson, have crafted a campaign rap for Mike Huckabee that makes MC Rove look like Eminem. It is, I’ll venture, the only rap to ever feature the words “the ole college try,” but there are a lot of “z’s” in the place of “s’s” and “da’s” instead of “the’s,” so it all evens out.

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In case you want to dig a little deeper into those lyrics.